Extrovert Vs Introvert

For those who don't know, I LOVE word associations. It gets your creative juices flowing by making connections between words and conjuring up images in your head. I also love to personify things and breathe character into objects, ideas, places, and entities. So let's play some word association! The topic of the day? Extroverts vs Introverts. What comes into your mind when you think of Extroverts? Introverts? Now I'm sure you've all heard about the differences between these two, like, gazillion times, so I won't go into some lengthy explanation of extroverts vs introverts. Rather, I've gathered random categories and came up with answers that best befit each personality trait.

Here is my extrovert / introvert word association.

If extrovert was a color, it would be - fuschia, coral, aquamarine, turquoise; anything bold and eye-popping.
If introvert was a color, it would be - grey, beige, brown, navy blue; anything earthy and subdued.

If extrovert was a school subject, it would be - music, art, dramatics, dance, sports.
If introvert was a school subject, it would be - English, math, science, history, government... all the compulsory stuff.

If extrovert was an occupation, it would be - salesperson, journalist, publicist, actor, media figure, i.e. jobs that take center-stage.
If introvert was an occupation, it would be - scientist, engineer, programmer, accountant, i.e. jobs that hide behind numbers and codes.

If extrovert was a U.S. state, it would be - California, New York, Texas, Florida; a.k.a. "The Big Four".
If introvert was a U.S. State, it would be - Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Arkansas, Utah, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Iowa, Indiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, West Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Delaware, Rhode Island, Vermont, Maine, New Hampshire, Connecticut; a.k.a. states that barely registers on most people's radar.
(All other states are ambiverts)

If extrovert was a Japanese City, it would be -Tokyo and Osaka
If introvert was a Japanese City, it would be - Hiroshima and Nagasaki

If extrovert was a fashion statement, it would be - bold, edgy, flashy, flamboyant; any style expressing individuality.
If introvert was a fashion statement, it would be - introverts have no fashion statements.

If extrovert was a holiday, it would be - Valentines' Day, Mardi Gras, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas; anything commercial and festive.
If introvert was a holiday, it would be - President's Day, MLK, Memorial Day, 4t of July, Labor Day; anything official and governmental.

If extrovert was a genre, it would be - fantasy, action, rom-com, sci-fi, thriller.
If introvert was a genre, it would be - historical drama, documentary, myopic, anything scientific or educational

If extrovert was an alcoholic beverage, it would be - cosmopolitan, sex on the beach, margarita, pina colada; anything festive and summery, consumed at a beach party, frat party, or a nightclub
If introvert was an alcoholic beverage, it would be - bourbon, whiskey, wine, cognac; anything refined and sophisticated, consumed in a rocking chair sitting by the fireplace.

If extrovert was a fruit, it would be - mangos, papayas, dragonfruit, passionfruit, cherimoya... anything exotic and esoteric.
If introvert was a fruit, it would be - apples, pears, oranges, grapes ... ya know, the generic stuff.

If extrovert was a NYC borough, it would be - Manhattan, duh! ( Brooklyn comes close second).
If introvert was a NYC borough, it would be - Staten Island.

If extrovert was a country, it would be - U.S.A, Italy, Spain, Brazil, Mexico...anywhere expressive, loud, festive, sentimental, and romantic.
If introvert was a country, it would be - Japan, Germany, Scandinavia, Russia...anywhere old, cold, mature, insular, and subdued.

If extrovert was a basketball player, he would be... Draymon Green.
If introvert was a basketball player, he would be... Kobe Bryant

If extrovert was a famous monarch, he would be... King Henry VIII (tyrannical English King known for executing some of his six wives)
If introvert was a famous monarch, he would be... Louis XVI (Marie Antoinette's husband who lost his head on the guillotine)

If extrovert was a religious cult, it would be – Scientology.
If introvert was a religious cult, it would be - Fundamental Latter-Day-Saints (offshoot of Mormonism)

If extrovert was a sport, it would be - football, basketball, baseball, soccer, a.k.a. "mainstream" sports.
If introvert was a sport, it would be - racketball, curling, table tennis, badminton, a.k.a. nerdy sports that gets teased for being "uncool" 😂😂😂

If extrovert was a political inkling, it would be left-wing/progressive/liberal .
If introvert was a political inkling, it would be right wing/conservative/traditionalist

If extrovert was an airline, it would be Jetblue, Southwest, Virgin
If introvert was an airline, it would be United, American, Delta

If extrovert was a grocery chain, it would be - Whole Foods and Trader Joes.
If introvert was a grocery chain, it would be - Costco and Walmart.
(Target would be an ambivert)

If extrovert was a cuisine, it would be - Indian, Thai, Chinese, Italian, Mexican - a.k.a. foods that stimulate one's taste buds; bursting with spices, flavors, and variety.
If introvert was a cuisine, it would be - British, American, a.k.a. bland, boring foods.

If extrovert was to reincarnate, it would become - the next rational species (whatever that comes after homo sapiens).
If introvert was to reincarnate, it would become - an inanimate object of nature, i.e. rocks, trees, grass, mountains, lakes, etc.

If extrovert was a reality TV show, it would be - pretty much ALL reality TV shows that exist today.
If introvert was a reality TV show, it would be - sorry introverts, you don't belong in this category!

If extrovert was an online dating profile, its attributes would be - humor, talkativeness, witty bantering, sarcasm, animation, expression, directness, confidence.
If introvert was an online dating profile, its attributes would be - conscientiousness, listener, empathy, attention to details, observation, keen sense of judgement, discretion, humility.

If extrovert was a field of medicine, it would be - plastic surgery / cosmetic surgery ( anything pertaining to physical appearance).
If introvert was a field of medicine, it would be - all other fields of medicine ( anything pertaining to actual HEALTH).

If extrovert was an architect, it would focus on - design, decor, and aesthetics.
If introvert was an architect, it would focus on - structural integrity and functionality

If extrovert was a footwear, it would be - the stuff worn by Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, and Cardi B.
If introvert was a footwear, it would be - loafers, crocs, and anything that keeps feet firmly on the ground.

If extrovert was a planet, it would be - Jupiter and Saturn (larger-than-life planets).
If introvert was a planet, it would be - Pluto, the pseudo-planet that got demoted out of the solar system (poor Pluto! 😭😭😂).

If extrovert was a combat sport, it would be - MMA (Mixed Martial Arts).
If introvert was a combat sport, it would be - Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, Jujitsu... a.k.a. real martial arts that are focused on discipline and doesn't involve rowdy cage brawls.

If extrovert was a gender, it would be - transgender, transexual, hermaphrodite, or myriads of "intersexed" entities that exists today.
If introvert was a gender, it would be - male or female

Lastly...

If extrovert was to describe the difference between extrovert and introvert, he would write a long elaborate essay, using idioms, expressions, colorful metaphors, eclectic literary devices, and pepper his writing with clever references to pop culture, politics, and current events. Unsurprisingly, he would overstate the benefits of being an extrovert and insists readers why extroverts "rule", 'cause ya know... that's what extroverts do!

If introvert was to describe the difference between extrovert and introvert, he would list in a bullet format, using plain standard English, and using As. Few. Words. As. Possible. Contrary to the extrovert, he would give equal weight to both, neither overstating nor downplaying the benefits of either one. He could be biased towards one over the other, but his discrete nature makes him appear more neutral than his extrovert counterpart!

So... based on the last category, is Zoey an extrovert, or an introvert? 😏