Choose Your Talent!

Talent-installing software for the talent-deprived

"Man, I wish I knew how to sing. I just can't sing for the life of me!"

"I really have no clue what I'm good at. I have no talent!" 😭

"I've just about tried everything on the books. Nothing seems to click"

Are you struggling to find what you are good at? Do you wish that you had the talent for something you want to be good at? Are you tired of dabbling from one skillset after another, only to find out that you suck at them?

Better yet, do wish that you can magically acquire a talent at the click of a button?

Now you can!! With our revolutionary, ground-breaking TalentBooster - our talent-installing software that "programs" a natural aptitude in you with a talent of your choice!

Why We Exist

Over the years, we've seen many disheartened individuals who spend countless amounts of time, money, and energy into practicing or honing something, only to fall short because they simply don't have the natural aptitude, a.k.a. talent. Some people spend their entire lives figuring out what they're good at, only to find out they suck at them! We understand how frustrating this could be, so the good people at TalentCorp have created an innovative solution that not only creates a talent in you, but could also save you enormous time, effort, and patience... all at the click of a button!

How We Work

Derived by the movie Matrix ( the scene where Tank "programs" Trinity, and in the blink of an eye she flies a B-12 helicopter? Boom. Just like that) we at TalentCorp actually turn humans into batteries. Or specifically, input devices. For $10,000 a procedure, here's how it works:

1. Go to www.chooseyourtalent.com. Chose ONE talent among the following 8 common categories:

- Analytical - develop a knack for manipulating numbers, codes, and data. Become a master of problem solving, diagnosing, analyzing, and navigating complex systems.

-Athletic - dunk a ball with ease, swing the bat like a pro, or sprint across the field like a lightning bolt. Choose this option if you want to boost your athletic prowess.

-Artistic - wanna whip up an artwork that will make Picasso drool? Become adept at visual art, digital art, or anything crafty. Develop an eye for design, style and aesthetics.

-Musical - play an instrument. Write a song, compose or produce music. Or have a vocal range that will blow Mariah Carey away. Develop a knack for anything musical.

-Culinary - Wanna throw down a meal that would impress Gordon Ramsey? Or earn your own Michelin Star? Choose this option if you want to be skillful in the kitchen.

-Mechanical - troubleshoot a car. Fix a plumbing leak. Build a computer from scratch. Be a sucker for tools, machines, and devices. Discover the expert handyman in you.

-Gift of gab - a.k.a. oratory excellence. Ace in presentations, interviews, and speeches. Master the art of storytelling, persuading, and witty bantering. Become an expert speaker.

-Gift of writing - a.k.a. literary excellence. Whip up a novel that would impress Leo Tolstoy. Become the next New York Time's Best-seller. Change the world with written mastery.

2. Make an appointment with TalentCorp for your talent installment date.

3. On the day of your appointment, you will be given sedatives to start the procedure. Once you are put to sleep, our technicians will implant a microchip in the back of your neck. The rest is up to our world-class coders to do their abracadabra, using the power of TalentBooster software. Few hours later, bammo - wake up to a newer, abler, more talented you!

So what are you waiting for? Whether you truly have no talent, don't know your talent, or don't feel like putting "hard work and dedication" into crafting your talent, we have the instant fix to all your talent woes! Screw the popular "10,000 hrs rule" ( a common rule-of-thumb that states 10,000 hours of practice is required for mastering any skill) Who the hell has time for that? Instead of spending 10,000 hours on something you might fail, why not spend $10,000 on guaranteed results?

So come join us, and let us install the talent of your dreams!

User Testimonials

Mark, 21 - Wow, this works wonders! I used to be the most unathletic person ever! But with TalentBooster, I became the quarterback of my college football team... with zero effort! Thanks TalentCorp, for making this happen!

Laura, 35 - I am a very shy person who always gets tongue-tied. But with TalentBooster, I can now speak with eloquence and fluency in any setting, in front of anyone! Now, I never run out of things to say!

Peter, 29 - With TalentBooster, I can now build and fix anything, from a blown-out fuse to an overheated car to building a house from the ground up! Not to mention, chicks dig a great handyman ;)

Sarah, 26 - Thanks TalentCorp, you completely changed my life. I went from a 'nobody' to an instant Youtube singing sensation with the vocal cords that you guys installed. Now I have over 10 million followers!